The Most Profound And Nonsense Shower Thoughts From This Week

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satirequeen
Jun 4, 2021 12:30 PM EDT

Have you ever had a lightbulb moment in the middle of doing something completely unrelated? Have you ever shocked yourself with a stroke of genius when you were least expecting it? If so, you might have had a Shower Thought—and you're not alone. This week's collection of the top shower thoughts, AKA some pretty impressive philosophical musings, will make you stop and think about a thing or two. Perhaps they'll make you ponder your existence, or maybe they won't. But one thing's for sure, and that is they will make you a wiser and more profound person than you were before you read them




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  • 01
    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Corleone_Michael 3 days ago 2 14 4 3 20 8 14 S It's a wonder how not enough braille is on dog food and products. Considering majority of the blind/visually impaired have seeing- eye dogs.
    via u/Corleone_Michael
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    Rectangle - O r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Droid-Monkey 7 days ago 2 9 8 310 11 The fast and furious movie saga is the high budget version of the "and then and then and then" stories children tell.
    via u/Droid-Monkey
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    Product - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Jactonpaul 23 hours ago 2 6 @5 3 6 E 5 If Apple had kept its 1976 logo, it wouldn't have to change its logo during pride month
    via u/Jactonpaul
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    Font - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/42err 2 days ago 23 e 37 4 The biggest problem with flying cars would not be traffic but the constant garbage thrown by careless drivers flying above you.
    via u/42err
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    Smile - A r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Str8kush 4 days ago "Let sit for 2 minutes" is possibly the most ignored instruction among microwave users 99
    via u/Str8kush
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    Organism - A r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Scrummly 2 days ago 9 2 3 S 4 2 It's getting to the point where there are so many streaming services, we almost need something like a paper that tells what is on each channel. Like a guide for the television.
    via u/Scrummly
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/JMRooDukes808 5 days ago 4 9 3 5 8. There is probably a direct correlation between nostril size and index finger size because it is always a perfect fit
    via u/JMRooDukes808
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    Smile - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/rckrusekontrol 3 days ago O 2 4 3 E E 5 There might be less road rage if we had an "I'm sorry" gesture as recognizable as the middle finger
    via u/rckrusekontrol
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    Smile - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/eveningsand 4 days ago の2 S2 3 2 3 The older you get, the more likely you are to enjoy the lettuce and tomato on a hamburger.
    via u/eveningsand
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/saucehoee 6 days ago 9 3 2 E 2 Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age.
    via u/saucehoee
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    Font - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/AxialGem 5 days ago 2 the answer to the question 'what did we do to deserve dogs?' is 'we genetically modified them to love us over thousands of years'
    via u/AxialGem
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    Rectangle - O r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/it_was_not_a_fart 8 hours ago S 3 2 Broke boomers regret not going to college, broke millennials regret going to college.
    via u/it_was_not_a_fart
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    Font - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Grogu4Ever 6 days ago 9 2 24 3 2 Suddenly remembering that you don't work tomorrow is 1 of the greatest joys in life.
    via u/Grogu4Ever
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/whatknot22 days ago Old used cars are for the poor but very old used cars are for the rich
    via u/whatknot22
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    Font - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/xrebxbiex 1 day ago If a species of animal were to go extinct, it could potentially throw off the entire natural order. If humans were to go extinct, everything else would potentially thrive.
    via u/xrebxbiex

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